Some random quotes from 2 of my favourite authors:
“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”
“Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.”
“Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.”
Terry Pratchett
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
“You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
Douglas Adams
